Scary Jerry’s thoughts on Ozzy

Ozzy is dead??? WTF??? Did Ozzy Osbourne Die??? Fucking answer me?
Did Ozzy Osbourne Die??? This is the saddest day in metal ever. I’m Fucking crying.
The Goth Father of Metal Ozzy Osbourne Just Fucking Died!!! WTF!!! We just lost Ozzy Osbourne. I’m so sick!!! Please leave me alone. I’m literally puking. Ozzy Osbourne Died!!!

JUST HAD THE MOST METAL MOMENT EVER.SAW A DUDE WITH A JUDAS PRIEST SHIRT AT BIRDIES.I SAID DUDE.HE SAID DUDE.I SCREAMED OZZY!!! HE HUGGED ME UP.AND WE BOTH STARTED CRYING!!! NOW THAT’S METAL!!!

We lost The Goth Father of Metal Today! Fucking Ozzy Osbourne! I’m in Murder Mode Bro!!! I’m in Fucking tears!!! We lost Ozzy Osbourne!!!

OZZY RAIN
I hid from the storm at my church and I cried myself to sleep. Ozzy Osbourne tried to get into heaven last night and there was a Thunderstorm!!! I can’t stop crying!!!
I vandalized a car window. I bashed a Junky with my Smily! I Scream Ozzy at Rich White Folk! When I die you better snort my 2nd line!!! Ozzy Osbourne!!! Hulk Hogan!!! Ozzy Dying is Killing Me! I Can’t Stop Crying!
My friend Carries Ozzy Tattoo!!! Ozzy Osbourne Died giving 96 million dollars to Parkinson’s! Fuck You Michael J Fox!
THE DEATH OF OZZY IS FUCKING KILLING ME!!! Ozzy Died! I drank myself sick! Mom is Pissed! Cold Turkey 2 Days! Living Hell!

My landscaping boss named Allen McCoy is a pallbearer for the Catholic Cemeteries.
He gave me a badass bike seat and we removed my kickstand with a Mausoleum Key!!! I’m More Goth Than You!!! Scary Jerry!!!
4 Days Sober Again! Still Shaky!
Morning Call Coffee
Straight Black
Will Put Hair
On Your Back
Like Wolfman Jack!!!

Sharon Osbourne secured all of Ozzy’s assets from all the record label vultures within days after his death!Sharon Osbourne Is Fucking Awesome!!!But you can see how skinny she got!!! Grieving and Stress!!!I Love Her!!!

Chef Von Sear was displeased with Ramsey’s Turkey Sausage Meatballs! He had prep cook Jerr Von Scare Throw Them Away! 5 Days Sober! Still Can’t Sleep Well! Still Shaky!
See You In Hell Ozzy!

LOUIE BABIN DIED AT 1:30 AM TODAY! MORNING CALL! MY AA SPONSOR! LIKE MY GRANDPA!

Due to the recent death of Louie Babin.
Please respect my privacy. 6 Days Sober. Love Scary Jerry… Louie Babin and I Would watch Svengoolie every Saturday Night!!!
Louie Babin and I Watched every game When the Chicago Cubs Won the World Series!!! Louie Babin was the Worst AA Sponsor Ever!!!  And I was the Worst Sponsee Ever!!! I’m at Morning Call Waiting to hang out With the Ghost of Louie Babin!!!  6 Nights Sober Again!!!
All I Need Is A Suitcase And A Gun!
I’m Only Happy When I’m On A Drunk!
There Is A Hell I Call New Orleans!
What’s A Junkies Favorite Game? Hokey Pokey

RIP LOUIE BABIN
1947 to 2025


RIP LOUIE BABIN!!! WAITING FOR YOUR GHOST AT MORNING CALL!!! RIP OZZY OSBOURNE RIP LOUIE BABIN
BACK TO BACK!!! 6 NIGHTS STILL SOBER
STILL SHAKY!!! WAITING AT MORNING CALL WAITING TO HANG OUT WITH THE GHOST OF LOUIE BABIN!!!

Note to Vampires Without Sunlight All Vegetation Dies And We’ll All Be Eaten Alive By Rickets!

“Watch How You Treat People On Your Way Up! You Gotta Meet Those Same People On Your Way Down!” Ozzy Osbourne.
I have a friend who is Doing bad. He works For an art Gallery. Never has not Even a Cigarette. Always begging and bumming. And His Boss Is Rich!

Chef Von Sear Fired Ramsey! I got Promoted to Prep Jerr Von Scare! 9 Days Sober Again! Still Got Mourning Panic! Starting A Nola Sludge Band Called CRETINS BEERWATER REVIVAL! Scorn On Da Bayou!
Rain put me outta work 2 days in a row! Fuck!

I’m the kind of Drunk Who Fights a Cop then Does 32 Days In Jail.
We Are Not The Same!

Believe it or Not, it All Started Here.

While there’s a buttload of awesome things to see in New Orleans and centuries of interesting history the thing that interests me the most about the Crescent City is its Mob history. It’s my hobby, a hobby I spend a good percentage of my free time on and it’s a subject that a lot of people, even locals, don’t know a whole bunch about. Hopefully I can change that a bit.

And so, it’s always best to start at the beginning.

When most people think of the American version of the Mafia 99.9999% of the time New York comes to mind and so most people — should they decide to dig into the subject a little deeper — are surprised to learn that the American Mafia has its roots in New Orleans going back to, at least, the Civil War and most likely a couple of decades before that. It wasn’t what we know as the Mafia of the last century with guys like Capone, Lansky, Luciano or Gotti but probably more akin to the images we were shown in Godfather II explaining Vito Corleone’s origins.

The first guy who gets credit for being the Boss of New Orleans, or more accurately Little Palermo (the area of the French Quarter), was Raffaele Agnello. Raffaele was originally from Palermo Sicily and was among the leadership of the European Brigade, a military style unit made up of immigrants to Louisiana, by the time of the outbreak of hostilities between the north and south. After NOLA was captured by Union forces, the European Brigade was delegated as a security force in the city and this undoubtedly helped Agnello gather power to himself.

After the war, Agnello became more and more powerful but, of course, he had his rivals and one of those was a fruit and produce importer named Joseph Macheca. While Macheca wasn’t thought to have been an actual member of the Mafia (though he had Sicilian roots he was actually born in New Orleans and thus an Americano) he certainly mixed in those circles and though it’s not known if Macheca actually played a part in the incident, Agnello was assassinated on Toulouse Street on the morning of April 1, 1869, not far from Joseph Macheca’s business.

After a tense few months in which there were numerous shootings and at least one death, an associate of Macheca’s named Litero Barba, it appeared that Raffaelle had come out on top and decided to do a victory lap around Little Palermo so his fellow Italians could see who was in charge.

He and Godson/bodyguard Frank Saccaro had just turned the corner onto Toulouse from Old Levee Street (now Decatur Street) when a sound distracted both Sacarro and Agnello. As they turned to look back to see what the commotion was on Old Levee a man named Joseph Florada (he would later be known by the name Gaetano Arditto in the assassination of another individual a decade later) stepped from a doorway where he had hidden himself and raised a blunderbuss and shot Agnello in the head. Four bits of metal penetrated his skull. Sacarro was also wounded but only with a minor wound to his hand. He gave chase to Florada but lost him. It’s almost certain that he knew who had fired the shot but later refused to identify him to the police.

Raffaele’s brother Joseph, known as Peppino, would move into his brother’s spot.

More on Peppino, Macheca, Florada and others in (hopefully) future installments.

Next time in Leave the Gun, Take the Muffuletta: Stories of the New Orleans Mob we’ll see what a Mafia Boss, a stripper and a preacher had in common.

Till then remember, never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut, unless you have something to tell me. I always love hearing NOLA stories on this subject.

By Ron Rawson
Born a Yankee but has lived in the southern USA for decades in between periods spent out west in Las Vegas and Montana and with a (far too) short period spent in Italy. Ron has split his time between New Orleans and Atlanta for the last 13 years. With an interest in the Mafia that goes back three decades he has spent the last ten years researching the New Orleans Family and hunting down the locations around the city where the history happened. Husband to a beautiful wife, father of three great kids and grandfather to a wonderful little girl (soon to be two wonderful little girls) .

Beer & Titties

Barking at tourists in the mid-day sun
The fucks I give always add up to none

You are looking for a job and sent by Wiener Joe
Cause our barback got fired for selling fake blow
Our manager got killed speeding on his Harley
Now the biggest man here is a dwarf named Charlie

The work is hard and the work is steady
Just don’t you be fuckin up around Big Eddie

Beer and titties beer and titties
I scream it every day in this goddamn city
Beer and titties beer and titties
Why does this street always smell so shitty?

See that dancer with the big double D’s?
She’s shaking it to pay for her master’s degree
After ten years of serving in the Navy
I now sail on this Bourbon Street gravy
We’re not Toulouse and not too tight
We run the hustle through another night

Where’s my shoes did you ask?
In about two seconds they’ll be up your ass

Beer and titties beer and titties
I scream it every night in this goddamn city
Beer and titties beer and titties
Why does your ass always smell so shitty?

We don’t mind if you act a little screwie
But don’t be fuckin with our Uncle Louie
If you get out of line you out of towners
We’ll take you in the alley for a Quarter pounder
Down on Decatur there ain’t no hope
Just cheap drinks and punks on dope

We got some naked pictures of your mom
Check them out at THE QUARTER RAT DOT COM

Beer and titties beer and titties
I scream it every day in this goddamn city

Welcome to the party, Pal

I got up at 5 a.m. to go to work at the bars across the street as a cleanup guy. Rough night’s sleep between the fireworks at midnight and the revelers, more random fireworks, sirens from all types of response vehicles — kind of like most weekends living in the French Quarter. I can sleep through Mardi Gras. I often have news come across my feed about shootings and stabbings on Bourbon Street in the mornings when I wake up. I’m not often shocked anymore.

This morning, I was. I won’t rehash all of the details here that have been in the news coverage all day. I’ll share what happened in the aftermath, since it was a daylong event. As I was getting dressed for work, I heard a muted explosion about 9:15 a.m. I joked to myself, “Maybe I should go in late today.” I couldn’t blow off work, New Years Day and Ash Wednesday are two of the days that clean up people are the most essential. Spoiler alert: The bars and Bourbon Street are still a mess.

UPDATE: I just found out from my next door neighbor Andrea that the bomb squad was parked in front of our buildings. They detonated a “suspicious package” in the back of their truck at that time.

Damn it, that’s what happened to my DoorDash delivery.

I felt sick and numb from the bits of the news I watched before I went to work. I stepped outside and saw wall-to-wall law enforcement from every part of the state. I mumbled to myself, “I feel like the janitor at Nakatomi Plaza the day after Christmas. I ain’t cleaning this shit up…”

“SIR! SIR! Come over here please.” I heard a stern female voice bark. There was a Louisiana State Patrol officer on the corner of Royal Street pointing at me. I did the point to myself in a “who, me?” gesture. “Yes sir, come here.”

I was informed that my block, and many others, were closed due to the investigation. I politely explained “I live here, work there…”

“Well, I can’t allow you to re-enter the area,” the officer said.
“Can I just go back into my apartment?” I asked.
“No sir.”

Well shit. Fine, I have my camera, I’ll roam around for an hour or so and get some shots. I ran into fellow Quarter Rats who seemed just as numb and confused as I was. I saw my buddy Jett on his electric scooter (You’re too old for that Dude, you’ll fall and break a hip.) He wasn’t sure if he was even going to work. Tom from Royal Street and I had a somber exchange, and I ran into Shorty chomping on Brothers chicken for breakfast. Seeing these people somehow made it less surreal.

Bourbon Street was closed from Canal Street down to Dumaine Street, with one block closed on either side. From Royal Street to the river, the sidewalks were congested and many of the people were displaced tourists from hotels in the affected areas on Bourbon Street. It was a bit breezy and a chill was in the air. I didn’t put on a heavy jacket “because I’m only going across the street.” I went through Jackson Square and noticed the gates were still locked. It was rumored an explosive device had been found there as well.

There were many people milling about the river front. A lone bagpipe player was playing. Playing or practicing, it’s tough to tell with bagpipes. Either case, it added a somber mournful tone to the morning.

After an hour of photographing police tape and every agency in the state, I headed for coffee at the Clover Grill. It was the most stoic I have ever seen the Clover. Another local walked in, sat a few stools down and we made eye contact. I could tell that he wanted or needed to talk. The best we could do was look at each other slack jawed and shake our heads in disbelief.

After several coffees and a quick breakfast, I continued my mission of getting photos. I walked the perimeter of the cordoned off area up to Canal Street. FBI jackets all over the Quarter. Canal Street was crowded with one-third spectators, one-third cops and one-third press. I caught Brad Bohannon doing a live remote interview on Canal Street using a parking meter as his tripod.

When he finished, we chatted about what bits we knew or heard rumored. I whined about my situation about being forcibly evacuated from Toulouse Street. Brad said, “Come tell my reporter friend Cassie Schirm from WSDU.” She was the reporter I had been watching prior to leaving my building. I explained my plight. I complimented her on her earlier report. It was apparent that she was personally shook by the news but covered it like a pro.

Brad and I continued down Royal Street talking and taking photos. By this point it was after noon, three hours after I left. I again asked the same LSP trooper if I could please return to my building. “No sir, we can’t allow you to do that due to the ongoing investigation.” I might be dumb enough to try and argue with a state trooper, but I’m not dumb enough to try and argue with a woman.

This could go on all night, I feared. I needed to find a refuge and a bathroom soon. I headed down to Turtle Bay on Decatur Street and met up with Steve Smith. We discussed the breaking news and I asked for shelter. Steve of course obliged, along with soda and pizza. Damn good pizza, it’s because Steve is a Jersey boy like me.

At some point CNN had contacted the Quarter Rat editor, Dave Minsky and he being aware of my situation put them in contact with me. Not to flex here but CNN is reaching out to The Quarter Rat for comment. Not really a huge flex, it’s not like it was Tim Pool or anyone major asking. At 3 p.m., I gave a quick phone interview while squatting on the office balcony at Turtle Bay, explaining how we are locked down still in some areas.

I also griped about how useless the bollards and street blocking was. I mentioned the moveable barriers ran on tracks that quickly fill with litter making them next to useless since they were installed back in 2017. My rant about that will come in the next few days.

At 4 p.m., I again approached the LSP trooper and before I got to her vehicle, I saw her look at me and shake her head no. This is getting serious. I’m cold, my old joints are aching and my weed is back in my apartment. I better work on a plan B. It’s been 14 years since I had to roam the French Quarter looking for a safe place to crash, I don’t like having to do it again.

I only have a potato flip phone with no Facebook access. I’m an old grumpy fuck who refuses to get a smart phone. Maybe I can crash at my boss’s place, maybe Pete Oneil will let me couch surf. Dave even put a notice on our Quarter Rat Facebook page. Thanks, Brenda, for the offer, but I’m home now.

I returned to the safety of Turtle Bay and decided to have dinner, and try again at 7 p.m., 10 hours after I left. I figured a shift change must have happened and perhaps the next cop will be a bit more sympathetic. As I hobbled up Royal Street, I was relieved to see a fresh faced trooper standing by the barricade. I toyed with an idea of a last-ditch bullshit story about needing my insulin back at my apartment. I don’t like lying, not even to the cops. It never goes well. The way my day was going, he would’ve still refused me and called an ambulance. Let me try reason first.

I had my identification in my hand as I approached and offered it to him.
“You make me feel like a bouncer,” he joked
“You’d make a good one,” I replied. “Please sir, I have been out of my apartment for 10 hours, may I please go back to my building?”
“Which one is yours?”
I pointed to it 40 feet away.
“That one is yours?”
“Yes, may I please go back?”
“Well, I am NOT going to stop you from going home sir.” He lifted the police tape for me and said, “Have a good night at home sir.”

Honored Guests

So, it’s a beautiful autumn day on Jackson Square in the French Quarter. The press photographers gather outside of 520 Saint Peters Street waiting for the front-page shot. France’s President Emmanuel Macron steps out onto the second-floor wrought iron balcony festooned with the red, white and blue flags of our nations. Photos taken from behind him are views of the square and the historic Saint Louis Cathedral. The press is surrounded by street performers, musicians and artists with their paintings hanging on an iron fence topped by fleur de dis.

(Scratching record sound effect)
Nope, not this visit.
This is the first French President to visit France’s former colony in 45 years. In 1976 we were visited by leader Valéry Giscard d’Estaing and by Charles de Gaulle in 1941. Wouldn’t it be great if we could offer the best view and accommodations to our special guest of such a prestige? The City of New Orleans did have such a place. It’s since been converted into “Teedy’s Boom-Boom Room.”

Just 10 years ago myself and a good friend, Robert Hotalen, were painting contractors hired by the Upper Pontalba property management to renovate that very apartment. We considered it to be quite a privilege, not just to be hired to work on a historic 1850s era structure, but also this particular apartment.

We gushed over the assignment and asked the property manager many questions. His response from what i remember:
“The mayor doesn’t actually live here, it’s primary purpose is to be a guest residence for visiting dignitaries and VIPs. The mayor may host parties here for special events or hold meet and greats.”
“Hold campaign fund-raisers and the like?”
“Oh no. He wouldn’t be permitted to use it for that since its a city owned property. It’s only for city affairs and special visitors.”

It’s not like Macron would be there for long. It would function like a base of operations during his brief visit. A secure location for him and his entourage. From the standpoint of security, it’s ideal. One main front entrance, a small courtyard only shared with the adjacent 522 Saint Peters Street location. The stairway only shared by two other apartments with full-time residents.

A short walk down Lower Decatur Street, (OK, maybe beef up the security on that route) to visit one of the few remaining statues in the city. A gift from France in 1972, the statue of Joan of Arc is still an impressive landmark. “Joany on a pony” as we locals like to affectionately refer to her. Show the people of France that we do still have it and mostly graffiti free. A majestic monument to transgenderism. Again, a magnificent photo opportunity for both the press and the city.

Maybe followed by a stroll up to the river, a city skyline as a backdrop to answer reporter’s questions and more pictures. A short walk back to the Pontalba apartment to return important phone calls and state business. Perhaps an overnight stay or probably just a quick shit and shower before he hops in a limo to the airport to jet back to Frogland.

New Orleans needs all of the positive press it can get at this point. Most images hash tagged #Neworleans lately have been those from blurry security camera stills of hooded figures pointing firearms at crowds. It’s a tourism downer to be known as the deadliest city in America. It’s about optics, something our mayor has no clue as to the meaning of.

Back when I was painting the 12-foot-high walls I imagined what the finished room would look like. Adorned with valuable fine art on loan from collections, antique furniture that wouldn’t see daily use, only for very special guests. I hate to think how it must look now. I envision bean-bag chairs and a day-glow poster of Snoop Dog hanging over the marble fireplace. The apartment probably smells like the VIP room at a strip club by now.

Maybe the city can book him a room at the Four Seasons on Bourbon Street. After all, it’s where the old French Opera House use to stand before it burned down. President Macron can stroll Bourbon Street for the international press. Toss a few Euros to the bucket kids, toss a couple more Euros to the dude who knew where he got his shoes. We’ll even comp him a Fishbowl drink.

The local press giggling at Macron’s security getting jumpy at the sounds of gunfire from Rampart Street by people who never even heard of Macron. Thanks Latoya. We really wish to be seen as a world class city, not a worldstar city. A chance to polish the image of the city in eyes of the world and you blew it like, well, you know, a cop.