Ozzy is dead??? WTF??? Did Ozzy Osbourne Die??? Fucking answer me?
Did Ozzy Osbourne Die??? This is the saddest day in metal ever. I’m Fucking crying.
The Goth Father of Metal Ozzy Osbourne Just Fucking Died!!! WTF!!! We just lost Ozzy Osbourne. I’m so sick!!! Please leave me alone. I’m literally puking. Ozzy Osbourne Died!!!
JUST HAD THE MOST METAL MOMENT EVER.SAW A DUDE WITH A JUDAS PRIEST SHIRT AT BIRDIES.I SAID DUDE.HE SAID DUDE.I SCREAMED OZZY!!! HE HUGGED ME UP.AND WE BOTH STARTED CRYING!!! NOW THAT’S METAL!!!
We lost The Goth Father of Metal Today! Fucking Ozzy Osbourne! I’m in Murder Mode Bro!!! I’m in Fucking tears!!! We lost Ozzy Osbourne!!!
OZZY RAIN
I hid from the storm at my church and I cried myself to sleep. Ozzy Osbourne tried to get into heaven last night and there was a Thunderstorm!!! I can’t stop crying!!!
I vandalized a car window. I bashed a Junky with my Smily! I Scream Ozzy at Rich White Folk! When I die you better snort my 2nd line!!! Ozzy Osbourne!!! Hulk Hogan!!! Ozzy Dying is Killing Me! I Can’t Stop Crying!
My friend Carries Ozzy Tattoo!!! Ozzy Osbourne Died giving 96 million dollars to Parkinson’s! Fuck You Michael J Fox!
THE DEATH OF OZZY IS FUCKING KILLING ME!!! Ozzy Died! I drank myself sick! Mom is Pissed! Cold Turkey 2 Days! Living Hell!
My landscaping boss named Allen McCoy is a pallbearer for the Catholic Cemeteries.
He gave me a badass bike seat and we removed my kickstand with a Mausoleum Key!!! I’m More Goth Than You!!! Scary Jerry!!!
4 Days Sober Again! Still Shaky!
Morning Call Coffee
Straight Black
Will Put Hair
On Your Back
Like Wolfman Jack!!!
Sharon Osbourne secured all of Ozzy’s assets from all the record label vultures within days after his death!Sharon Osbourne Is Fucking Awesome!!!But you can see how skinny she got!!! Grieving and Stress!!!I Love Her!!!
Chef Von Sear was displeased with Ramsey’s Turkey Sausage Meatballs! He had prep cook Jerr Von Scare Throw Them Away! 5 Days Sober! Still Can’t Sleep Well! Still Shaky!
See You In Hell Ozzy!
LOUIE BABIN DIED AT 1:30 AM TODAY! MORNING CALL! MY AA SPONSOR! LIKE MY GRANDPA!
Due to the recent death of Louie Babin.
Please respect my privacy. 6 Days Sober. Love Scary Jerry… Louie Babin and I Would watch Svengoolie every Saturday Night!!!
Louie Babin and I Watched every game When the Chicago Cubs Won the World Series!!! Louie Babin was the Worst AA Sponsor Ever!!! And I was the Worst Sponsee Ever!!! I’m at Morning Call Waiting to hang out With the Ghost of Louie Babin!!! 6 Nights Sober Again!!!
All I Need Is A Suitcase And A Gun!
I’m Only Happy When I’m On A Drunk!
There Is A Hell I Call New Orleans!
What’s A Junkies Favorite Game? Hokey Pokey
RIP LOUIE BABIN
1947 to 2025
RIP LOUIE BABIN!!! WAITING FOR YOUR GHOST AT MORNING CALL!!! RIP OZZY OSBOURNE RIP LOUIE BABIN
BACK TO BACK!!! 6 NIGHTS STILL SOBER
STILL SHAKY!!! WAITING AT MORNING CALL WAITING TO HANG OUT WITH THE GHOST OF LOUIE BABIN!!!
Note to Vampires Without Sunlight All Vegetation Dies And We’ll All Be Eaten Alive By Rickets!
“Watch How You Treat People On Your Way Up! You Gotta Meet Those Same People On Your Way Down!” Ozzy Osbourne.
I have a friend who is Doing bad. He works For an art Gallery. Never has not Even a Cigarette. Always begging and bumming. And His Boss Is Rich!
Chef Von Sear Fired Ramsey! I got Promoted to Prep Jerr Von Scare! 9 Days Sober Again! Still Got Mourning Panic! Starting A Nola Sludge Band Called CRETINS BEERWATER REVIVAL! Scorn On Da Bayou!
Rain put me outta work 2 days in a row! Fuck!
I’m the kind of Drunk Who Fights a Cop then Does 32 Days In Jail.
We Are Not The Same!